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Top 26 sexiest women in horror

Over the years, horror films have produce some of the sexiest girls ever seen on screen.

Whether itâ€™s an attractive blonde kicking the crap out of anything with sharp teeth, sultry vampires wanting to suck you dry or busty babes who are destined to be hacked to pieces the minute they decide to go off to the woods with the local jock, itâ€™s a winning formula.

If we were psychologist we would say their appeal has something to do with wanting to rescue damsels in distress.

But we actually think it has more to do with the fact horror films are usually stocked with a seemingly never-ending supply of teenage girls desperate to get their kit off.

But just who are the real Queens of Scream?

Well, Hecklerspray has decided to come up with a list. Just take in mind there are whole load of horror babes to filter down into just 26, so please feel free to suggest your own. Not that you usually need any encouragement.

Enjoy.

26. Kim Poirier
Notable horror appearance: Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Sheâ€™s the one in the clip prancing around in her underwear if you are not sure.

25. Adrienne Barbeau
Notable horror appearances: The Fog (1980), The Twilight Zone (1985), Creepshow (1982)

Sheâ€™s the radio host with the sexy voice in The Fog. Still not sure, OK, she was one of the sexy girls in the lamborghini that kept flashing her breasts at policemen in Cannonball Run. Now you got it!!
Anyway, enjoy the clip of her in The Fog trailer. Itâ€™s terrible.

24. Anne Parillaud
Notable horror appearance: Innocent Blood (1992)

Sheâ€™s so sexy in Innocent Blood you forget just how terrible it is.

23. Angie Everhart
Notable horror appearance: Bordello of Blood (1996)

Has to be the sexiest ever portrayal of a vampire prostitute.

22. Soledad Miranda
Notable horror appearances: Vampyros Lesbos (1971) and a whole lot more

True scream queen.

21. Jennifer Tilly
Notable film appearance: Bride of Chucky (1998)

Not sure about her acting, but sheâ€™s certainly hot.

20. Shannon Elizabeth
Notable horror appearances: Thir13en Ghosts (2001) and, errr, Jack Frost (1996)

Check out the clip. Humped to death by a snowman. Thatâ€™s no way to die.

19. Naomi Watts
Notable horror film: The Ring

Of course, the clip I wanted to put in is the one in Mulholland Drive, but I just could not justify it.

18. Rose McGowan
Notable horror appearances: Planet Terror (2007), Scream (1996)

The hottest thing on, errrr, one leg.

17. Jenny Agutter
Notable horror appearance: An American Werewolf in London (1981)

Jenny Agutter as a slutty nurse. Brilliant.

16. Neve Campbell
Notable horror appearances: Scream series (1996-2000)

Would have been higher, apart from the fact that I personally do not rate her. I just knew if I missed her out, people would be very unhappy.

15. Jamie Lee Curtis
Notable horror appearances: Halloween series (1978-2007), The Fog (1980)

A true scream queen with one of the finest racks in Hollywood. Not bad for a man.

14. Ingrid Pitt
Notable horror appearances: Countess Dracula (1971)

A true horror legend and sexy to boot.

13. Kate Beckinsale
Notable horror appearances: Underworld series (2003-2006)

We’re not huge fans of Kate Beckinsale or Underworld, but you got to just love that outfit.

12. Fay Wray
Notable horror appearances: King Kong (1933), Doctor X (1932), The Vampire Bat (1933)

Great pair of lungs.

11. Salma Hayek
Notable horror appearance: From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

One of our favourite ever scenes.

10. Asia Argento
Notable horror appearance: Land of the Dead (2005)

Asia is perfect scream queen material: sheâ€™s tough, sexy and isnâ€™t afraid to get her breasts out.

9. Janet Leigh
Notable horror appearance: Psycho (1960)

Now thatâ€™s what I call a shower scene.

8. Edwige Fenech
Notable horror appearances: Hostel II (2007), Case Of The Bloody Iris (1972)

Very sexy, French-born Italian actress more noted for her â€˜erotic comediesâ€™. By the way, sheâ€™s not the one getting stabbed at the beginning of the clip. Sheâ€™s the dark-haired on a bit later.

7. Monica Keena
Notable horror appearance: Freddie v Jason (2003)

OK, the film was a load of rubbish, but she was certainly worth watching. Not sure why they deleted the scene above though.

6. Eliza Dushku
Notable horror appearances: Wrong Turn (2003), Buffy, Angelâ€¦

5. Barbara Steele
Notable horror appearances: Too many to list

One of the greatest and sexiest scream queens of all time. But donâ€™t take my word for it. Let Clive Barker fill you in.

4. Linnea Quigley
Notable horror appearances: The Return of the Living Dead (1985) and loads more

A true horror legend. That scene in The Return of the Living Dead will live long in the memory. OK, the clip above is not that great.

3. Anna Falchi
Notable horror appearance: Dellamorte Dellamore (1994)

Sheâ€™s so sexy even Rupert Everitt fancies her.

2. Jennifer Love Hewitt
Notable horror appearance: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

We just love the Hewitt.

1. Sarah Michelle-Gellar
Notable horror appearances: Buffy, I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997), Scream 2 (1997), The Grudge (2004)

It was a tough call between her and Jennifer Love Hewitt, but Buffy wins by the fact she kicks ass and is in more horror films. OK, the clip has nothing to do with horror, but who cares.

'London girls are really at the forefront'

Sienna Miller has said that London women are the best dressed in the world.

The ‘G.I.Joe: Rise of The Cobra’ star was in the city to unveil her latest Twenty8Twelve collection with sister Savannah at the London Fashion Week.

And the Hollywood beauty said that her collection was inspired from the well-dressed Londoners.

“London girls are really at the forefront, I think my biggest inspiration and Sav’s for this collection was driving through London," the 'Daily Express' quoted her as saying.

“People really aren’t afraid to be themselves here and it’s a really inspirational place to live and design in,” she added.

As the sister duo presented their collection at the event, with Alexa Chung, Peaches Geldof and Alice Dellal modelling for the brand.

The Top 13 Hottest Dead Girls

Death, like taxes, is one of the few guarantees in life. There will come a day when the Grim Reaper turns up like a bad host of a terrible reality show and says to you, “It’s time to go [insert name].” Death is at its most tragic when it visits at an early age, when the person is young, beautiful and has everything to live for. These 13 ladies, whose lives were tragically cut short will always be remembered because they were hot and “a thing of beauty is a joy forever.”

13. Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez, 30

Why she’s hot: Lisa was the “L” in R&B girl super group TLC, who were responsible for such hits as Waterfalls and No Scrubs. Lisa gave herself the nick-name "Left Eye" as someone once told her she had beautiful eyes, particularly the left one. In concerts she would wear glasses with a condom over the left lens, to promote safe sex – a cause she was passionate about.

How she died: Lisa was the sole fatality of a car crash in Honduras in 2002. She was in the middle of recording both her second solo album and the fourth TLC album titled 3D.

How long she stayed hot: Fans were devastated. At the time of her death, she was the subject of a documentary, which was later released as The Last Days of Left Eye and chronicled her final 26 days.

12. Jean Harlow, 26

Why she’s hot: With nick-names such as the “Platinum Blond” and the “Blond Bombshell,” Jean Harlow was Marilyn Monroe before Marilyn Monroe. She stared in many films including Howard Hughes’ Hell Angels and several films with Clark Gable. She was loved by audiences for her “magnetic sex appeal” and on-screen presence.

How she died: Jean died of renal failure at the tender of age of 26. It is thought that the thrice married movie star suffered a bad case of influenza the year she died, which weakened her body. Also, kidney transplants and dialysis had yet to be invented.

How long she stayed hot: Jean was buried in a sexy negligee in a private room lined with marble in the Great Mausoleum, which is part of Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California. Marilyn Monroe was set to play Jean in a biopic before her own early death.

11. Anna Nicole Smith, 39

Why she’s hot: Anna Nicole Smith gained widespread fame after appearing in Playboy magazine and marrying an 89 year old Texan oil billionaire. The voluptuous blond was named 1993’s Playmate of the Year and planned on being “the next Marilyn Monroe.”

How she died: Anna Nicole Smith died at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. She was found unresponsive in room 607 by a friend. Her death was later ruled an accidental drug overdose after traces of 11 different drugs were found in her body.

How long she stayed hot: It is reported that Smith’s body started decomposing at a faster-than-normal pace. This was due to a combination of the drugs found in her body and the warm tropical weather. Smith’s body was embalmed a week later due to a court order and she was finally buried a month later in a closed-casket funeral.

10. Princess Diana, 36

Why she’s hot: Diana, the Princess of Wales, was the first wife of Prince Charles who is next in line to the throne of the United Kingdom. She was famous around the world for her compassion, charity work and regal beauty.

How she died: Diana died as a result of a car crash in a tunnel in Paris, France. She was killed alongside her boyfriend, Dodi Al-Fayed and the car’s diver, Henri Paul. At the time of the crash the car was being chased by paparazzi. It was later confirmed that the driver, Henri Paul was way over the legal blood alcohol limit.

How long she stayed hot: It’s hard to say if Diana’s hotness will ever fade. Her death resulted in a massive outpouring of public mourning in the United Kingdom and around the world.

9. Dorothy Stratten, 20

Why she’s hot: Dorothy was born in Canada and rose to prominence after being name Playmate of the Month for August 1979 and Playmate of the year in 1980.

How she died: Dorothy was murdered by her estranged husband, Paul Snider. The two were in the middle of a divorce and Dorothy was then living with director Peter Bogdanovich. The couple had met to iron-out a financial settlement and she was later found dead in Snider’s bedroom. Dorothy died from a gunshot to the head and Snider had then shot himself.

How long she stayed hot: Her memory lives on in countless films, books and songs.

8. Selena, 23

Why she’s hot: Known as the “Mexican Madonna,” Selena was a prolific Mexican-American singer who dominated the Latina music scene. She found success at an early age and released nearly a dozen albums.

How she died: Selena was gunned down by the President of her fan club, Yolanda Saldivar. Saldivar was also the manager of Selena’s Texas clothing boutiques, Selena Etc. The two had met at a Days Inn in Corpus Christi, Texas to hand over paperwork after Saldivar had been fired for embezzling money. An argument broke out and as Selena walked away, Saldivar shot her in the back. Selena managed to hobble to reception, but later died in the hospital due to massive blood loss.

How long she stayed hot: Her death resulted in an outpouring of emotion. Then Governor of Texas, George W. Bush declared Selena’s birthday, April 16th, as "Selena Day." A few years later Jennifer Lopez starred as Selena in a biopic of her life.

7. Edie Sedgwick, 28

Why she’s hot: Edie Sedgwick is best known for being a socialite, actress and Andy Warhol’s muse. She gained fame during Warhol’s Factory days and appeared in several of his underground films.

How she died: Sedgwick battled drugs and alcohol for most of her adult life. In late 1971 she was sober, but had been prescribed barbiturate to treat a physical illness. On November 15th, 1971 she attended a fashion show in Santa Barbara and was shaken up after a guest called her a “heroin addict.” That night she took her prescribed amount of barbiturate and never woke up. The coroner ruled her death as "undetermined/accident/suicide."

How long she stayed hot: Edie’s beauty still haunts from the grave and she has been the subject of numerous songs and films, including the recent Sienna Miller vehicle Factory Girl.

6. Krissy Taylor, 17

Why she’s hot: Krissy shot to fame in the modelling world as the sister of supermodel Niki Taylor. At age 11 she started appearing with Niki in photo shoots, and from there her career took off.

How she died: Krissy was found by her sister Niki lying unconscious on the floor of their family home in Florida. Attempts to revive her were unsuccessful. Her cause of death was an acute asthma attack complicated by a sudden cardiac arrhythmia. She was not known to have any heart problems.

How long she stayed hot: Krissy's memory is carried on by her mother, who has worked tirelessly with the Cardiac Arrhythmia Research and Education (CARE) Foundation.

5. Gia Carangi, 26

Why she’s hot: Gia was considered one of the first supermodels and is credited with bringing a new modeling style to high-end fashion.

How she died: Gia’s life started to unravel in the early 1980s when she became addicted to heroin. Her career started to stall, her behavior became erratic, and her temper became violent. Gia’s track marks are visible in the November 1980 issue of Vogue, even after considerable airbrushing. As a result of her intravenous drug use, Gia contracted HIV and died in 1986 of AIDS related complications. She is considered one of the first high profile women to die as a result of AIDS.

How long she stayed hot: Gia died practically a hermit. Her mother allowed virtually no visitors whilst she was hospitalized; nor did a single person from the fashion world attend her funeral. A film about her life starring Angelina Jolie was made in 1998.

4. Jayne Mansfield, 34

Why she’s hot: Jayne Mansfield was a peer of Marilyn Monroe and a leading blond sex symbol of the 1950s. Like Monroe, she was a Playmate of the Month and appeared regularly in Playboy magazine. She was also known for “accidentally” exposing her breasts in public appearances. Mansfield is the mother of Law and Order: SUV star Mariska Hargitay.

How she died: Jayne died in a car crash on US Highway 90 in Mississippi in 1967. She was travelling with her boyfriend Sam Brody, their driver, and three of her 4 children when their car crashed into the rear end of a tractor-trailer that had slowed down. Only the children survived.

How long she stayed hot: The car crash resulted in the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) enforcing tractor-trailers to be installed with an under-ride guard, a sort of rear bumper bar. It is known as the Mansfield bar.

3. Aaliyah, 22

Why she’s hot: Aaliyah, whose name means "Highest, Most Exalted, The Best" in Arabic, was a Grammy nominated singer, actor and model. Introduced to the world by R. Kelly, she frequently collaborated with Missy Elliot and Timbaland. She also starred in the films Romeo Must Die and Queen of the Damned.

How she died: Aaliyah had just finished shooting a music video for her song Rock the Boat on the island of Abaco in the Bahamas. She boarded a twin Cessna 420b headed for Florida, which then crashed on take-off, killing everyone on-board. Subsequently, it was discovered that the plane’s pilot fudged his flying credentials and the plane was carrying way to much heavy cargo.

How long she stayed hot: After her death, Rock the Boat reached number 14 on the Hot 100 and the film Queen of the Damned opened at number one at the box office. Aaliyah also has one of the most popular pages on Myspace.

2. Sharon Tate, 26

Why she’s hot: Sharon Tate was a Golden Globe nominated actress and the wife of director Roman Polanski. She was a beautiful woman, known for her comedic performances and kind nature.

How she died: Sharon was eight and a half months pregnant when she and 4 others were murdered by four of Charles Manson’s followers in her Los Angeles home. She pleaded with her attackers to spare the life of her unborn child. The group ignored her pleas and stabbed her 16 times.

How long she stayed hot: These days Sharon Tate is seen as a symbol of victim rights. In the early 1980s, when it looked like one of her killers would be granted parole, Sharon’s mother, Doris mounted a campaign to stop it. As a result, California enacted an amendment that allows families to make victim impact statement during sentencing and parole hearings. Doris Tate was the first person to make such a statement. She says the change in law "help transform Sharon's legacy from murder victim to a symbol of victim's rights."

1. Marilyn Monroe, 36

Why she’s hot: Marilyn Monroe is a true Hollywood icon. She is the original sex symbol who entranced a President, playwrights and the public with her beauty and sex appeal.

How she died: Marilyn died as a result of “acute barbiturate poisoning,” which is a kind way of saying she overdosed on sleeping pills. Her death was classified as “probably suicide,” though a supposed suicide note is missing. There are rumors that the Kennedys, the CIA or the mafia were involved in her death.

How long she stayed hot: The myth and legacy of Marilyn Monroe will continue forever, as will young starlets trying to emulate her.

Beauties With Big Brains

Beautiful girls are a dime a dozen when it comes to Hollywood, but brains … not so much. You don’t have to look too long at the tabloids in the supermarket checkout lines (or hell watch Fox News or CNN for a few minutes and you’re sure to catch the latest on Paris or Lindsay) to see that most famous actresses and singers didn’t exactly graduate from Harvard.

But there are movie stars out there who actually did graduate from Harvard. And Yale. And Oxford. Some of the hottest actresses out there have resumes that are more impressive than their looks. Here are ten of the hottest smart girls in Hollywood:

10: Emma Thompson

Background: Two time academy award winner (Best Actress for Howard’s End, and Best Adapted Screenplay for Sense and Sensibility), she’s recently been seen in Stranger Than Fiction and in the Harry Potter movie series as Professor Trelawney.
Evidence of brains: Thompson graduated from Cambridge with a major in English literature. Won an academy award for screenwriting.
Why she’s hot: Cute blonde british girl, what’s not to like? Also, has an incredible smile.
Photographic evidence:

9: Rashida Jones

Background: Best known as Karen Filippelli on The Office. Also made appearances on Boston Public and Freaks and Geeks. Daughter of media mogul Quincy Jones.
Evidence of brains: Jones is multi-talented, having taken piano lessons from the age of five. Graduated from Harvard in 1997 after studying religion and philosophy.
Why she’s hot: Jim’s rebound girl after getting denied by Pam, which has to count for something.
Photographic evidence:

8: Alicia Keys

Background: Keys has won nine Grammy’s, eleven Billboard Music Awards, and three American Music Awards. She’s sold roughly 20 million records in her career so far.
Evidence of brains: Despite growing up in Hell’s Kitchen, Keys graduated from the Professional Performing Arts School in Manhattan at the age of sixteen as Valedictorian. She had a scholarship to Columbia University, but decided to pursue her musical career. Fairly smart decision there.
Why she’s hot: All about the braids and that hair. Plus there’s just something hot about a girl banging away at a piano.
Photographic evidence:

7: Jennifer Beals

Background: Beals has been around damn near forever, first coming to the scene in 1983’s Flashdance. Currently stars on Showtime’s The L Word, where she plays Bette Porter, an Ivy League Educated lesbian.
Evidence of brains: Graduated from Yale University with a B.A. in English lit.
Why she’s hot: I’m repeating myself, but come on: Currently stars on Showtime’s The L Word, where she plays Bette Porter, an Ivy League Educated lesbian.
Photographic evidence:

6: Kate Beckinsale

Background: Has starred in numerous big box office blockbusters such as Pearl Harbor, Click, and Underworld.
Evidence of brains: Won multiple W. H. Smith Young Writers competitions in her teens, studied foreign language and literature at Oxford.
Why she’s hot: Always showing up on lists of hottest women (best showing #16 in Maxim’s Hot 100 in 2003, also named England’s #1 Beauty by HELLO! magazine in 2002.
Photographic evidence:

5: Sharon Stone

Background: One of the most famous actresses in the world, appearing in one of the most famous scenes in movie history.
Evidence of brains: Actually flunked out of high school as a rebellious teenager, but there’s a good chance that was due to boredom. Stone’s IQ has been tested at 154.
Why she’s hot: She helped make it cool to leave the underwear at home.
Photographic evidence:

4. Jodie Foster

Background: Broke out in 1976 with her role in Taxi Driver. Has won two Best Actress Oscar’s for her roles in The Accused and The Silence of the Lambs.
Evidence of brains: Possibly the most brilliant actress alive, Foster graduated Valedictorian from a French speaking prep school in LA before heading off to Yale where she graduated magna cum laude with a B.A. in literature. Is actually intelligent enough to keep her personal life out of the press.
Why she’s hot: Pretty much the embodiment of the word “cute”. And there’s nothing wrong with a strong woman: she took on Hannibal Lector and did pretty well for herself.
Photographic evidence:

3. Jennifer Connelly

Background: Won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for her work in A Beautiful Mind. Has a history of picking roles in intelligent films.
Evidence of brains: Went to Yale and studied English, but eventually transferred to Stanford where she finished her Bachelor’s. Speaks three languages fluently (French and Italian).
Why she’s hot: Start at the incredible eyes and head south. Plus, you know, you have to respect a girl willing to go ass to ass. Ahem.
Photographic evidence:

2. Natalie Portman

Background: Career was launched with her role in The Phantom Menace, but she was actually working years before that with roles in movies such as Heat and Mars Attacks!.
Evidence of Brains: Graduated from Harvard University in 2003 with a bachelor’s in psychology, and has pursued grad studies at Hebrew University in Jerusalem. Speaks five languages.
Why she’s hot: She’s been every geek’s fantasy for eight years now, and it’s pretty easy to see why.
Photographic evidence:

1. Elizabeth Shue

Background: Was an 80’s hottie in films such as The Karate Kid, Adventures in Babysiting, and Back to the Future, but she showed that she’d grown up in the film Leaving Las Vegas, portraying a prostitute mixed up with a suicidal alcoholic.
Evidence of Brains: Attended Wellesley College and Harvard University, but withdrew to pursue her acting career. Went back and finished fifteen years later, graduating from Harvard with a degree in government.
Why she’s hot: Any child of the 80’s could tell you that Shue is the ultimate girl next door.
Photographic evidence:

The 5 Hottest Indie Women

There’s something about indie chicks that is both endearing and frustrating. They’re endearing because they write honest songs and they strive to progress musically. They’re frustrating because so many of them just don’t try to be attractive. We’ve chosen the 5 women who kick the most ass in both music and hotness.

5. Lily Allen

Who she is: Lily Allen is an internet sensation who broke into the mainstream in July of last year with her #1 single “Smile.”

Why we like her: Allen decided to forego the recording industry’s prescribed channels and release her own songs on the internet when her label wanted to give her the Jessica Simpson/Britney Spears treatment.

She also has a sense of humor about herself, as shown here:

4. Joanna Newsom

Who she is: Joanna Newsom is a harpist who released one of the most critically acclaimed albums of the year, “Ys.”

Why we like her: She plays an instrument that is twice her size. She somehow convinced Brian Wilson collaborator Van Dyke Parks to produce her most recent album. She’s got an angelic face. Her singing is sometimes approaching John Cage levels of craziness.

3. Annie

Who she is: Norwegian dancepop all-star.

Why we like her: She creates catchy, tongue-in-cheek pop songs. She’s Norwegian. She tours with a live band. Her most popular song is a dialogue between herself and herself.

2. Jenny Lewis

Who she is: One of the lead singers in the band Rilo Kiley, as well as a solo artist. Also sings for The Postal Service, occasionally.

Why we like her: First, she was in the Fred Savage movie The Wizard. She, at 5’1”, recorded an album and toured with The Watson Twins, who are about 6’. While onstage together, she looked like the Smurfette to their Gargamel. Has Sarah Silverman introduce her in the video for “Rise Up With Fists”:

1. Katrina Kerns

Who she is: She’s a member of Sufjan Stevens’s Illinoisemakers, playing the xylophone and singing. In addition, she’s a former Ford model. She’s unsigned as a solo artist, but she has a myspace page.

Why we like her: Look at her. Guys try to love indie girls, but then you see Katrina and all of a sudden even the most beautiful indie girl like a burn victim. It’s not even a contest.

Since she’s just a background vocalist, there aren’t videos of her, but here are a few more pictures:

Why Are Brazilian Women So Hot?

It goes without saying that Brazilian women rank among the hottest on the planet. The question is, "Why?"

A History of Hotness

Brazil has been historically interesting since the beginning. Initially a major sugar exporter, Brazil was one of the few Spanish possessions to resist invasions and dictatorships during the 18th century. Portugal so treasured the colony of Brazil that they actually sent its people gold bullion to protect its integrity -- quite an unusual action. It's almost as if Portugal knew Brazil had something special in it, something that made it a South American treasure worth protecting and keeping pure.

In other words, they must have known the place was more or less dripping with babes. There's no other explanation. The Portuguese made some half-assed attempts to colonize parts of America, Canada and other South American areas, but Brazil was their baby -- their hot, bikini-clad, long legged baby whom they would cut off several fingers to have sex with.

The Portuguese colonists had a great deal of sex with each other and their African slaves, which leads to Spanish/African mixed babies, which, when you combine the hearty strength of a manual laborer with the suntanned body of a Portuguese colonist, lead to genetic hotness (if you don't believe me, eat pieces of caramel and dark chocolate at the same time). As Portugal then refused to allow Dutch or French colonists to elbow their way in and partake of the native fruits, the genetic bloodline stayed more or less clean (but not in a creepy ubermensch or disgusting incest kind of way) all through the years.

These are facts.*

Brazil's #1 Export:

Supermodels.

I realize, of course, that this article seeks to explain why Brazilian women are so hot, but -- as many philosophers and Douglas Adams have stated -- often the only reasonable answer to "why" is "why not?" There are so goddamned many gorgeous Brazilian women that it just seems to be a stone-set fact of life that Brazil manufactures beautiful women as a matter of course. For Chrissakes, one country produced all the following women:

Alessandra Ambrosio

Adriana Lima

Isabeli Fontana

Izabel Goulart

Ana Beatriz Barros

Gisele Bundchen

and Juliana Martins.

A Booming Economy

Brazil has the highest GDP in all of Latin America, with significant agricultural and manufacturing sectors and an enormous labor pool. It makes some sense, perhaps, that with their economy going so well, Brazilian citizens are generally less panicked and take the time to care for themselves. It's easier to eat right, exercise and use skin care products when your country isn't quadrillions of dollars in debt -- lord knows we are, and our hottest chick from a decade ago now looks like this:

Coincidence? I don't think so.

War with America

Come to think of it, there's something rather sinister about how many hotties come from Brazil. The surplus hotness Brazil exports on a daily basis could feed the homeless for a decade, if spent properly. It's almost as if Brazil is trying to corner the global market on attractive women -- as if they want a monopoly on sexy.

I am of the opinion that Brazil actually wishes to wage war on the civilized countries of the world by flaunting their women in our faces -- their supermodels act as the greatest combination defense and offense in the history of warfare.

Sure, the US could nuke them into oblivion with our massive superweapon stockpile, but we'd literally be killing the most beautiful women on the planet. Similarly, we might have a more stable government with (arguably) more personal freedoms, but hell; Brazil's got the hottest women! On paper, our lives may be slightly better, but the Brazilian life is more worth living simply because the sex is better. Brazil knows that, outside of disturbing eugenic experiments, there's no real way for the rest of the world to combat their Hottie Army.

Brazilians fight their wars not with bombs, but bosoms. And they are winning.

The Brazilian Wax

Need I say more? Their minds must be on sex on the time, which leads to vaginal waxing, which leads to better sex with better looking women, which leads to better looking kids, which leads to more sex and more hairless vulvas.

God bless Brazil.

Top 26 Sexiest Women Of The 1990s

The 1990s certainly has a lot to answer for.

Any decade responsible for The Spice Girls, Ally McBeal, New Labour and the return of Manchester United needs to take a long, hard look at itself. But the Nineties was also a force of much good. It brought us TV shows such as South Park, The Simpsons, Baywatch, The X-Files and Seinfeld.

OK, so technically Seinfeld and The Simpsons began just before 1990, but this no time to get bogged down in technicalities. We are only dealing with sweeping generalisations today.

Music? Well, it was the decade which saw the rise of Teen Spirit and Britpop, while at the cinema the movies were just as crap as they were in the Eighties. Told you we were only dealing with sweeping generalisations.

It was also the decade of Girl Power – best illustrated by the list below.

Yes, in the latest excuse to trawl through the internet looking for pictures of hot women, Hecklerspray has come up with a list of the hottest women during the 1990s. Believe us, it was not easy to keep the list down to just 26, but we somehow managed it through a potent mix of horse-trading, vote-rigging and coin-tossing.

We also made it easier by only focussing on the women who were present through most of the decade – so no Britney! Also, any sickos looking up this list hoping to see Alicia Silverstone will be disappointed. Sickos. Go get your kicks elsewhere.

26. Louise Wener

A Stu Heritage favourite, the Sleeper singer made a career out of looking gormless.

25. Hope Sandoval

We still live in hope of one day ‘getting to know’ the sultry Mazzy Star singer.

24. Lisa Loeb

Nice glasses.

23. Louise Nurding

Now married to former Premiership star Jamie Redknapp, Louise was the star of UK girl group Eternal, who did absolutely nothing memorable at all.

22. Teri Hatcher

OK, so she’s really annoying now, but think back to the times when she was in Superman. Happy times.

21. Sherilyn Fenn

Love her Twin Peaks.

20. Laetitia Casta

One of the hottest Victoria’s Secret models of all time – and that is some list.

19. Kate Moss

Not a personal favourite, but certainly the second most attractive women from Croydon ever.

18. Michelle Pfeiffer

Nice pussy.

17. Claudia Schiffer

More like Claudia Stiffer.

16. Kathy Ireland

OK, any Sport Illustrated swimwear model is just about perfect – but Kathy Ireland was a cut above.

15. Jenny McCarthy

Picture says it all.

14. Elle McPherson

The Aussie model had one Elle of a body.

13. Tiffany Amber Thiessen

Adored when she played the nice cheerleader in Saved by the Bell, Tiffany’s popularity shown shot up even further when she became a slut in Beverly Hills 90210.

12. Shania Twain

She impresses us much.