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10 Celebrities Whose Boobs Are Just “Too Big”

10 celebrities whose boobs are just too big

You might find it surprising for COED magazine to ever admit that boobs can be “too big.” It’s just not our style. In fact, our style is exactly the opposite, most of the time. But sometimes, having a hefty chest isn’t all high fives and ice cream. No, for these celebrities, their ample bosoms have been more a hindrance than a blessing. Here are 10 Celebrities Whose Breasts Are Just “Too Big.”

Lohan1. Lindsay Lohan: “Too Big To Work

Film chiefs where not happy with the size of Lindsay Lohans breasts and have reportedly spent $millions on CGI to reduce them for the film Herbie: Fully Loaded.

This could mean that Lindsey might find its harder to gain work in future unless she reduces her assets via surgery.

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Parton2. Dolly Parton: “Nothing But Pain

Dolly Parton’s breasts are as famous as her country music but she says they cause her nothing but pain. The 62 year old now requires eight weeks of rest to deal with the back pain of carrying these puppies around on tour.

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Ulrika Jonsson3. Ulrika Jonsson: “Repulsed By Her Breasts

Ulrika Jonsson sad she was truly repulsed by her breasts during pregnancy, and said that “women with larger breasts, are often subjected to other people judging their character by their body shape.”

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Osborne4. Kelly Osbourne: “I Want No Bra

Kelly Osbourne has been open that she hates her boobs, and that she wants a size B or C so that she wont require a bra. She plans to use breast reduction surgery to achieve her goal of smaller breasts.

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Pam Anderson15. Pamela Anderson: “Wants Her Original State

Admittedly, as attractive as she was before surgery, she would not have become the celebrity icon she is today if it was not for her large implants. However in 1999, the Baywatch star was not happy with her big breasts and chose to remove them so she could go back to her “original state”.”

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Marsh6. Jodie Marsh: “Just Plain Disgusting

If you ask us, it just looks like Jodie Marsh’s implants are too big for her breast and chest wall. It appears that she has very little actual breast tissue, just massive implants. We just think that this is just too fake looking and would propose that she should look to reduce these babies via surgery.

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Serena Kozakura7. Serena Kozakura: “Too Big To Steal

This buxom Japanese model found out that her large breasts meant she could not make a career out of burglary. A court found her innocent of a crime after it was proven that she could not squeeze through a window due to the size of her bosom.

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Chantelle8. Chantelle Houghton: “Second Thoughts About Surgery

The attractive star of British celebrity big brother – Chanttelle says that she is having second thoughts about cosmetic surgery to increase her chest from a B to a 32E. She told Heat magazine that “I wish I’d never had them done.”

Poor Chantelle now has to visit a doctor twice a week to deal with the back pain of having such heavy implants.

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Love9. Courtney Love: “Hardening And Ripples

In case you haven’t been awake since ‘92 , Courtney love was lead singer of the 90’s band Hole and wife of now deceased Kurt Cobain. Whilst at first she was happy with her larger breasts, she later reduced their size due to breast hardening and the appearance of ripples on her boobs.

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charms10. Chelsea Charms: “11.8kg Per Breast

To be fair, Chelsea is not much of a celebrity, but she does have a Wikipedia page! Unlike the rest of the celebrities here, Chelsea has used her super large breasts to create a career in the entertainment industry.

Now I don’t know about you, but I think these 10000cc –11.8kg breasts are just too big! Or is “too big” just not in your vocabulary?

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Top 26 sexiest women in horror

Over the years, horror films have produce some of the sexiest girls ever seen on screen.

Whether it’s an attractive blonde kicking the crap out of anything with sharp teeth, sultry vampires wanting to suck you dry or busty babes who are destined to be hacked to pieces the minute they decide to go off to the woods with the local jock, it’s a winning formula.

If we were psychologist we would say their appeal has something to do with wanting to rescue damsels in distress.

But we actually think it has more to do with the fact horror films are usually stocked with a seemingly never-ending supply of teenage girls desperate to get their kit off.

But just who are the real Queens of Scream?

Well, Hecklerspray has decided to come up with a list. Just take in mind there are whole load of horror babes to filter down into just 26, so please feel free to suggest your own. Not that you usually need any encouragement.

Enjoy.

26. Kim Poirier
Notable horror appearance: Dawn of the Dead (2004)

She’s the one in the clip prancing around in her underwear if you are not sure.

25. Adrienne Barbeau
Notable horror appearances:
The Fog (1980), The Twilight Zone (1985), Creepshow (1982)

She’s the radio host with the sexy voice in The Fog. Still not sure, OK, she was one of the sexy girls in the lamborghini that kept flashing her breasts at policemen in Cannonball Run. Now you got it!!
Anyway, enjoy the clip of her in The Fog trailer. It’s terrible.

24. Anne Parillaud
Notable horror appearance:
Innocent Blood (1992)

She’s so sexy in Innocent Blood you forget just how terrible it is.

23. Angie Everhart
Notable horror appearance:
Bordello of Blood (1996)

Has to be the sexiest ever portrayal of a vampire prostitute.

22. Soledad Miranda
Notable horror appearances:
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) and a whole lot more

True scream queen.

21. Jennifer Tilly
Notable film appearance:
Bride of Chucky (1998)

Not sure about her acting, but she’s certainly hot.

20. Shannon Elizabeth
Notable horror appearances:
Thir13en Ghosts (2001) and, errr, Jack Frost (1996)

Check out the clip. Humped to death by a snowman. That’s no way to die.

19. Naomi Watts
Notable horror film:
The Ring

Of course, the clip I wanted to put in is the one in Mulholland Drive, but I just could not justify it.

18. Rose McGowan
Notable horror appearances:
Planet Terror (2007), Scream (1996)

The hottest thing on, errrr, one leg.

17. Jenny Agutter
Notable horror appearance:
An American Werewolf in London (1981)

Jenny Agutter as a slutty nurse. Brilliant.

16. Neve Campbell
Notable horror appearances:
Scream series (1996-2000)

Would have been higher, apart from the fact that I personally do not rate her. I just knew if I missed her out, people would be very unhappy.

15. Jamie Lee Curtis
Notable horror appearances:
Halloween series (1978-2007), The Fog (1980)

A true scream queen with one of the finest racks in Hollywood. Not bad for a man.

14. Ingrid Pitt
Notable horror appearances:
Countess Dracula (1971)

A true horror legend and sexy to boot.

13. Kate Beckinsale
Notable horror appearances:
Underworld series (2003-2006)

We’re not huge fans of Kate Beckinsale or Underworld, but you got to just love that outfit.

12. Fay Wray
Notable horror appearances:
King Kong (1933), Doctor X (1932), The Vampire Bat (1933)

Great pair of lungs.

11. Salma Hayek
Notable horror appearance:
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

One of our favourite ever scenes.

10. Asia Argento
Notable horror appearance:
Land of the Dead (2005)

Asia is perfect scream queen material: she’s tough, sexy and isn’t afraid to get her breasts out.

9. Janet Leigh
Notable horror appearance:
Psycho (1960)

Now that’s what I call a shower scene.

8. Edwige Fenech
Notable horror appearances:
Hostel II (2007), Case Of The Bloody Iris (1972)

Very sexy, French-born Italian actress more noted for her ‘erotic comedies’. By the way, she’s not the one getting stabbed at the beginning of the clip. She’s the dark-haired on a bit later.

7. Monica Keena
Notable horror appearance:
Freddie v Jason (2003)

OK, the film was a load of rubbish, but she was certainly worth watching. Not sure why they deleted the scene above though.

6. Eliza Dushku
Notable horror appearances:
Wrong Turn (2003), Buffy, Angel…

5. Barbara Steele
Notable horror appearances:
Too many to list

One of the greatest and sexiest scream queens of all time. But don’t take my word for it. Let Clive Barker fill you in.

4. Linnea Quigley
Notable horror appearances:
The Return of the Living Dead (1985) and loads more

A true horror legend. That scene in The Return of the Living Dead will live long in the memory. OK, the clip above is not that great.

3. Anna Falchi
Notable horror appearance:
Dellamorte Dellamore (1994)

She’s so sexy even Rupert Everitt fancies her.

2. Jennifer Love Hewitt
Notable horror appearance:
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

We just love the Hewitt.


1. Sarah Michelle-Gellar
Notable horror appearances:
Buffy, I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997), Scream 2 (1997), The Grudge (2004)

It was a tough call between her and Jennifer Love Hewitt, but Buffy wins by the fact she kicks ass and is in more horror films. OK, the clip has nothing to do with horror, but who cares.

Top 10 Celebrity Butterfaces

It’s happened to all of us. You see a chick with long luscious legs. Right above those is a tight, firm rear. Next is their slim waist and chiseled abs. And then comes the breasts. Either large and augmented or natural and perky, it doesn’t matter, they all have them and they are spectacular.

But then she turns around or you get a good look at her face and it makes your stomach turn. Collagen swollen lips, cheeks tucked into foreheads and man-like features are enough to disappoint any man. It’s a case of the butterface.

These aren’t your girl next doors, but as celebrities, we’d like to think these women have to be held to a higher standard. So here are our top ten women that are super-hot from the neck-down but need some work upstairs.

10. Hilary Swank

She was in Boys Don’t Cry where she won an Oscar for playing a man in a movie. That pretty much assures that you won’t be on Victoria’s Secret short list for their next Angel. But when you sculpt your body into a machine with chiseled abs, tight ass, and toned everything, men will take notice. Too bad getting your next Oscar makes you perfect as a look-alike for a butch chick boxer.

9. April Scott


Nothing can compare to April’s long legs, a spectacular ass and great tits in a g-string and push-up bra. Too bad the compliments end there. She’s yet another “model” who’s posed in too many face flattering over-the-shoulder shots. Her claims to fame are b-listed to no end. Only thumb-nailed shots trick you into thinking she’s actually hot.


8. Haylie Duff


The gene pool in this family got a little shallow after younger sister Hilary graced us with her presence. Poor, poor Haylie got the short end of the stick when it came to the neck-up department, and is doomed to forever be Hillary’s older, uglier sister. But with her smoking body she’s assured a pity lay by some B-actor and continued “fame.”


7. Christina Ricci


When your first major role is on the Addams Family as Wednesday, you know you're going to make this list. Peel the Goth gear away though and she’ll make any man howl. She showed what she had in Prozac Nation and her all-natural body isn’t as scary as her face. There’s no wonder why Samuel Jackson would slap a leash on her and keep her as a pet. Now that’s what I call reparations.


6. Lisa Rinna


This Former Days of Our Lives cast member and more recently “contestant” on Dancing with the Stars certainly has a body that won’t quit. And for being 43 and popping out two kids, her body is one of the best in the business. Too bad she couldn’t resist buying some DSLs that make her face look utterly busted and ridiculous.


5. Rebecca Loos


Rebecca is more proof guys think with their other, smaller head. As personal assistant to billionaire David Beckham, it’s clear what two credentials got her hired. That, and the fact that she’s openly bisexual. Taking that into consideration it’s easy to forgive Beckham for not looking directly at her face when he hired her.


4. Tori Spelling


With a face like hers only two things could get her a big break on a show filled with beautiful people: her smoking body and her last name. But there she is, cast as the ugly best friend the other hot chicks in Beverly Hills confide in. Only a paper bag makes her bangable - that and the piles of money daddy gave her.

3. Vida Guerra


With a body (and ass) like hers it’s easy to forget what Vida actually looks like. But inevitably, one's eyes wander above the torso and neck area and after that it’s game over. Once again, cunning photographers put her best asset forward while keeping her looking over her shoulder in that all too familiar busted-face pose. She better watch out, the guy with the ugly stick is still right behind her.


2. Carmit

The only Pussycat Doll that could make you say me-ewww once you got a good look at her. It’s a good thing they keep her at or near the back of the pack. Even her magazine “glamour” shots conveniently place her in the busted-face over-the-shoulder-ass-protruding pose. She is living proof that sometimes talent and a smoking body alone can make you a sex symbol.


1. Fergie


Fergie started as the hot chick in the Black Eyed Peas and was the only reason to sit through one of their music videos. Her dancer inspired body is one of the hardest and hottest in the music and entertainment industry. Now her solo career has thrust her into the limelight and it’s way too bright. Besides her gnarly man-hands, the good doctor got a tad ambitious with all the nips, tucks and peels, making her look downright scary.


Don’t think that you got off easy if you weren’t on this list. Some un-honorable mentions include:

Chloe Sevigny: She is better known for her on-screen BJ and happy ending than her headshots.

Gina Gershon: She’s got a smoking body but her gi-normous lips make her look like a bee attack victim.

Nikki Cox: With her long legs and great boobs she gets us all excited until you get a good look at her joker-like face.