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10 Celebrities Whose Boobs Are Just “Too Big”

10 celebrities whose boobs are just too big

You might find it surprising for COED magazine to ever admit that boobs can be “too big.” It’s just not our style. In fact, our style is exactly the opposite, most of the time. But sometimes, having a hefty chest isn’t all high fives and ice cream. No, for these celebrities, their ample bosoms have been more a hindrance than a blessing. Here are 10 Celebrities Whose Breasts Are Just “Too Big.”

Lohan1. Lindsay Lohan: “Too Big To Work

Film chiefs where not happy with the size of Lindsay Lohans breasts and have reportedly spent $millions on CGI to reduce them for the film Herbie: Fully Loaded.

This could mean that Lindsey might find its harder to gain work in future unless she reduces her assets via surgery.

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Parton2. Dolly Parton: “Nothing But Pain

Dolly Parton’s breasts are as famous as her country music but she says they cause her nothing but pain. The 62 year old now requires eight weeks of rest to deal with the back pain of carrying these puppies around on tour.

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Ulrika Jonsson3. Ulrika Jonsson: “Repulsed By Her Breasts

Ulrika Jonsson sad she was truly repulsed by her breasts during pregnancy, and said that “women with larger breasts, are often subjected to other people judging their character by their body shape.”

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Osborne4. Kelly Osbourne: “I Want No Bra

Kelly Osbourne has been open that she hates her boobs, and that she wants a size B or C so that she wont require a bra. She plans to use breast reduction surgery to achieve her goal of smaller breasts.

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Pam Anderson15. Pamela Anderson: “Wants Her Original State

Admittedly, as attractive as she was before surgery, she would not have become the celebrity icon she is today if it was not for her large implants. However in 1999, the Baywatch star was not happy with her big breasts and chose to remove them so she could go back to her “original state”.”

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Marsh6. Jodie Marsh: “Just Plain Disgusting

If you ask us, it just looks like Jodie Marsh’s implants are too big for her breast and chest wall. It appears that she has very little actual breast tissue, just massive implants. We just think that this is just too fake looking and would propose that she should look to reduce these babies via surgery.

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Serena Kozakura7. Serena Kozakura: “Too Big To Steal

This buxom Japanese model found out that her large breasts meant she could not make a career out of burglary. A court found her innocent of a crime after it was proven that she could not squeeze through a window due to the size of her bosom.

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Chantelle8. Chantelle Houghton: “Second Thoughts About Surgery

The attractive star of British celebrity big brother – Chanttelle says that she is having second thoughts about cosmetic surgery to increase her chest from a B to a 32E. She told Heat magazine that “I wish I’d never had them done.”

Poor Chantelle now has to visit a doctor twice a week to deal with the back pain of having such heavy implants.

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Love9. Courtney Love: “Hardening And Ripples

In case you haven’t been awake since ‘92 , Courtney love was lead singer of the 90’s band Hole and wife of now deceased Kurt Cobain. Whilst at first she was happy with her larger breasts, she later reduced their size due to breast hardening and the appearance of ripples on her boobs.

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charms10. Chelsea Charms: “11.8kg Per Breast

To be fair, Chelsea is not much of a celebrity, but she does have a Wikipedia page! Unlike the rest of the celebrities here, Chelsea has used her super large breasts to create a career in the entertainment industry.

Now I don’t know about you, but I think these 10000cc –11.8kg breasts are just too big! Or is “too big” just not in your vocabulary?

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Top 10 Celebrity Butterfaces

It’s happened to all of us. You see a chick with long luscious legs. Right above those is a tight, firm rear. Next is their slim waist and chiseled abs. And then comes the breasts. Either large and augmented or natural and perky, it doesn’t matter, they all have them and they are spectacular.

But then she turns around or you get a good look at her face and it makes your stomach turn. Collagen swollen lips, cheeks tucked into foreheads and man-like features are enough to disappoint any man. It’s a case of the butterface.

These aren’t your girl next doors, but as celebrities, we’d like to think these women have to be held to a higher standard. So here are our top ten women that are super-hot from the neck-down but need some work upstairs.

10. Hilary Swank

She was in Boys Don’t Cry where she won an Oscar for playing a man in a movie. That pretty much assures that you won’t be on Victoria’s Secret short list for their next Angel. But when you sculpt your body into a machine with chiseled abs, tight ass, and toned everything, men will take notice. Too bad getting your next Oscar makes you perfect as a look-alike for a butch chick boxer.

9. April Scott


Nothing can compare to April’s long legs, a spectacular ass and great tits in a g-string and push-up bra. Too bad the compliments end there. She’s yet another “model” who’s posed in too many face flattering over-the-shoulder shots. Her claims to fame are b-listed to no end. Only thumb-nailed shots trick you into thinking she’s actually hot.


8. Haylie Duff


The gene pool in this family got a little shallow after younger sister Hilary graced us with her presence. Poor, poor Haylie got the short end of the stick when it came to the neck-up department, and is doomed to forever be Hillary’s older, uglier sister. But with her smoking body she’s assured a pity lay by some B-actor and continued “fame.”


7. Christina Ricci


When your first major role is on the Addams Family as Wednesday, you know you're going to make this list. Peel the Goth gear away though and she’ll make any man howl. She showed what she had in Prozac Nation and her all-natural body isn’t as scary as her face. There’s no wonder why Samuel Jackson would slap a leash on her and keep her as a pet. Now that’s what I call reparations.


6. Lisa Rinna


This Former Days of Our Lives cast member and more recently “contestant” on Dancing with the Stars certainly has a body that won’t quit. And for being 43 and popping out two kids, her body is one of the best in the business. Too bad she couldn’t resist buying some DSLs that make her face look utterly busted and ridiculous.


5. Rebecca Loos


Rebecca is more proof guys think with their other, smaller head. As personal assistant to billionaire David Beckham, it’s clear what two credentials got her hired. That, and the fact that she’s openly bisexual. Taking that into consideration it’s easy to forgive Beckham for not looking directly at her face when he hired her.


4. Tori Spelling


With a face like hers only two things could get her a big break on a show filled with beautiful people: her smoking body and her last name. But there she is, cast as the ugly best friend the other hot chicks in Beverly Hills confide in. Only a paper bag makes her bangable - that and the piles of money daddy gave her.

3. Vida Guerra


With a body (and ass) like hers it’s easy to forget what Vida actually looks like. But inevitably, one's eyes wander above the torso and neck area and after that it’s game over. Once again, cunning photographers put her best asset forward while keeping her looking over her shoulder in that all too familiar busted-face pose. She better watch out, the guy with the ugly stick is still right behind her.


2. Carmit

The only Pussycat Doll that could make you say me-ewww once you got a good look at her. It’s a good thing they keep her at or near the back of the pack. Even her magazine “glamour” shots conveniently place her in the busted-face over-the-shoulder-ass-protruding pose. She is living proof that sometimes talent and a smoking body alone can make you a sex symbol.


1. Fergie


Fergie started as the hot chick in the Black Eyed Peas and was the only reason to sit through one of their music videos. Her dancer inspired body is one of the hardest and hottest in the music and entertainment industry. Now her solo career has thrust her into the limelight and it’s way too bright. Besides her gnarly man-hands, the good doctor got a tad ambitious with all the nips, tucks and peels, making her look downright scary.


Don’t think that you got off easy if you weren’t on this list. Some un-honorable mentions include:

Chloe Sevigny: She is better known for her on-screen BJ and happy ending than her headshots.

Gina Gershon: She’s got a smoking body but her gi-normous lips make her look like a bee attack victim.

Nikki Cox: With her long legs and great boobs she gets us all excited until you get a good look at her joker-like face.

Celebrities changed with time: 50 Celebrities then and now (pics)

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Time does interesting things to people — for some, time does to appearance what alcohol does to most socialites’ vision — it makes ugly people beautiful, but others are less fortunate.

The aging process can be cruel, and for many people (and by many people I mean Tara Reid), the aging process can transform the most attractive woman (not Tara Reid) in the world into Sarah Jessica Parker.

Alas… Here. We. Go…

Alyssa Milano

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Victoria Beckham

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Little Rascal/Wal-Mart clerk

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Tobey Maguire

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Steve Urkel

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Scarlett Johansson

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Punky Brewster

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Jeremy Piven/Michael Barth?

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Brad Pitt

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Pamela Manderson

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Jerry O’Connell

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Nicole Eggert

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Mike Rowe

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Mark Hamill

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Marilyn Manson

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Lindsay Lohan

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Lil’ John

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Leo DiCaprio

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Stephanie from Full House

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Karen from The Office

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John Travolta

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John Stewart

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Michael Jackson

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Ice Man

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Hulk Hogan

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Hayden Panettiere

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Ricky Gervais

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Edward Furlong

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Fat Ginger from various 90’s era kid’s movies

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Eric Bana

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Elijah Wood

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Dick Cheney

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Elisha Cuthbert

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Plays the ‘Creepy Dude’ in every movie he’s in

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Creed from The Office

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Nikki Cox (damn shame)

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Stephen Colbert

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Clint Eastwood

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Charlie from Willy Wonka

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That Guy

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Roided Carrots

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Bret McKenzie

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Christian F_cking Bale

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Angelina Jolie

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Anakin Skywalker (just landed a role as ‘clerk’ in the upcoming LA based Wal-Mart)

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Amy Winehouse

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Carlton from Fresh Prince

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Barry Balco Bonds

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Tara Reid

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