Time does interesting things to people — for some, time does to appearance what alcohol does to most socialites’ vision — it makes ugly people beautiful, but others are less fortunate.
The aging process can be cruel, and for many people (and by many people I mean Tara Reid), the aging process can transform the most attractive woman (not Tara Reid) in the world into Sarah Jessica Parker.
Alas… Here. We. Go…
Alyssa Milano
Victoria Beckham
Little Rascal/Wal-Mart clerk
Tobey Maguire
Steve Urkel
Scarlett Johansson
Punky Brewster
Jeremy Piven/Michael Barth?
Brad Pitt
Pamela Manderson
Jerry O’Connell
Nicole Eggert
Mike Rowe
Mark Hamill
Marilyn Manson
Lindsay Lohan
Lil’ John
Leo DiCaprio
Stephanie from Full House
Karen from The Office
John Travolta
John Stewart
Michael Jackson
Ice Man
Hulk Hogan
Hayden Panettiere
Ricky Gervais
Edward Furlong
Fat Ginger from various 90’s era kid’s movies
Eric Bana
Elijah Wood
Dick Cheney
Elisha Cuthbert
Plays the ‘Creepy Dude’ in every movie he’s in
Creed from The Office
Nikki Cox (damn shame)
Stephen Colbert
Clint Eastwood
Charlie from Willy Wonka
That Guy
Roided Carrots
Bret McKenzie
Christian F_cking Bale
Angelina Jolie
Anakin Skywalker (just landed a role as ‘clerk’ in the upcoming LA based Wal-Mart)
Amy Winehouse
Carlton from Fresh Prince
Barry Balco Bonds
Tara Reid
