I always wondered if there was this guy that just sat in a room and named movies all day. Like is there a position titled “Movie Namer?” I mean there’s gotta be one of these guys in the porn industry right? I refuse to believe that many people can come up with some of the genius titles they have in that industry.
But seriously. Is there some dude who is paid to come up with appropriate titles? If there is, then I’m not sure if this guy deserves a raise or should be fired for the names of these particular movies.
I have to read them twice to believe that these are actual, real movies that some (not many) people saw
