Anna Benson
Anna Benson
Anna Benson
Anna Benson
Anna Benson
Anna Benson
“I have huge breastices”
Introduction
A former stripper and current glamour model, Anna Benson is the outspoken wife of Major League Baseball pitcher Kris Benson.
Life Story
Born outside of Atlanta, Georgia, she moved out of her parents' house at the age of sixteen. In 1993, she married a nineteen-year old dentist. Think about that, a nineteen year old dentist. Either this dude is a super genius who decided instead of helping society he would become a dentist or there are some people in Georgia walking around with some fucked up teeth. They divorced a year later but not before she squeezed out his baby.
In 1998, she met then-minor league pitcher Kris Benson. The two began dating and were married in October 1999. They have two children together, that gives her a total of three kids for all you nineteen year old dentists out there.
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"Career"
The Pirates traded Kris to the Mets and the New York spotlight gave Anna the exposure she needed. She posed for FHM magazine and was named baseball's hottest wife. Her telling interview on the Howard Stern show brought her even more notoriety. She famously quipped that if she ever caught her husband cheating she would "have sex with all members of the Mets organization, including the grounds crew".
In July 2005, she began playing at the 2005 World Series of Poker in Las Vegas under the nickname "Gold Digger".
She generated controversy by attending the New York Mets Christmas party wearing a low-cut Santa-style red dress and her statement that Mets general manager Omar Minaya was "putting together an all-Latino team."
Beefs and Charity
Benson has stated that she hates PETA, gun control organizations, and Michael Moore.
On March 30, 2006, Benson served her husband with papers for a divorce. The petition for divorce claimed the marriage was "irretrievably broken." On April 4th, she withdrew the petition to reconcile the marriage.
She works with charitable organizations such as the Salvation Army and founded a non-profit charity called Benson's Battalion that helps police, firefighters, and EMT's.
Source: Madman.com