10. The “Your Boobs Have Hypnotized Me” Kid.
9. Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Boobage.
8. The “Love You Long Time” Kid.
7. The Baby Prodigy.
6. The Future Frat Boy.
5. The Hooters Kid.
4. The Reason Michael Phelps Spent So Much Time In The Water.
3. The Sneaky Kid.
2. The “You Don’t Look Anything Like Mommy” Kid.
1. The “You Just Blew My Mind” Kid.